Go ahead. Laugh.
I guess eventually he realized this, because he legally changed his last name. To Seymour. As in Lucious Seymour. As in Lucious Seymour Pusey. Really? That was better?
Anyways, this 5'11" LB didn't appear to make it too far, as he is no longer on the Illinois website and I can't find any info about him being drafted or receiving any tryouts with NFL teams. He did have a lot of intensity though, shown in this response to one website's article about his hilarious namesake.
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