Candy "The 4th Out" Maldonado Guadarrama was a homerun hitter for a bunch of different teams from 1981 to 1995. He never hit a ton of homeruns (22 in 1990 was his most), but a .254 lifetime average and career rate of 28 at bats per homerun will gain you the heavy hitter label. Think of him as a
Other highlights of The Candyman's career? At one point in a SF game with the Cardinals, Will Clark slid into Ozzie Smith pretty hard and started a fight. Clark ended up getting ganged up on until Candy left the dugout and socked Ozzie in the face, ending it. Apparently Candy was a badass. He also hit for the cycle once in 1987, scored the first Indians run in
One more fun fact? His nickname, "The Candyman," inspired a television pilot of a crime fighting baseball player. It didn't end up getting shot, since 1992 also saw the release of the awesome Candyman, but in 2000 a pilot was created (with the same idea) under the name "The Crime Dog," a reference to my all time favorite player, Fred McGriff. Anything that relates you to Fred McGriff makes you awesome in my book Candy, so I wish you the best of luck in your run at the Truly Great Names of the Great Sports Name Hall of Fame!
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