If there's one thing I've learned from the Great Sports Name Hall of Fame, it's that fathers with ridiculous names love passing them on to their sons. Grlenntys, who goes by Chief Kickinstallionsims, is the third member of his family to have this crazy long name, which is impressive.
Also impressive? Alabama State almost made the NCAA Tournament this past year, giving Kickingstallionsims a chance to shine on the big stage and announcers a chance to butcher his name. Sadly Bama lost before the round of 64, so we never got to see Kickingstallionsims get the attention his tremendous name truly merits, as evidenced by his being named the Best Name in College Sports by Sports Illustrated.
There's not a whole lot to say about this guy beyond his great name and his actual stats (8.5 points a game last year as a center). And so, Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims Jr., welcome to Ballot 3 of the Great Sports Name Hall of Fame.
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