Lebron James at the Monroe County Fair

Okay, so not really. But when I went to buy some fried dough at the Monroe County Fair in Bloomington, IN a few days ago, my topping choices were listed as the following:
For those who can't read window glare, it reads like this:
"The D-Wade" - Strawberries, Bavarian Creme, Whipped Topping
"The Lebron" - Chocolate, Bavarian Creme
"The Bosh" - Vanilla Icing, Cherries

As someone who still isn't over Lebron's "decision," I couldn't bring myself to buy any fried dough from these vendors. But damn the D-Wade sounds good!